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Have you ever...

1.Drank Alcohol? Duh!
2.Broken the law? Only if you don't get caught
3.Ran away from home? Walked not ran
4.Broken a bone? Nah..too tough
5.Lied? Is the Pope Catholic?
6.Cheated on a test? Don't need to, we are too smart.
7.Played strip poker? Only together with no clothes and no cards.
8.Skinny dipped? Not skinny enough to dip
9.Had a medical emergency?We've got kids- always an emergency
10.Gotten beat up? Nah (Refer to Question4)
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Do you believe in....

11.Love at first sight? Yeah, then we got married 
12.Aliens? Of course, u ever met my sisters family?
13.Horoscopes? We already know the future
14.Ghosts? Absolutely…we plan to be one when we grow up..lol
15.Heaven? There is a divine heaven…we believe in God and his word
16.Yourself? always…if there is only one person in the world u can rely on it is yourself!
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Which is better....

17.Coke or Pepsi? Both are shit
18.Oranges or apples? Peaches and Pears (supposed to be a rhyme right?)
19.One pillow or two? 3or more
20.Deaf or blind? Most people act deaf and blind already!
21.Pools or hot tubs? Hot Tubs….ahhh our amazing honeymoon comes into mind!
22.Blondes or brunettes? Whichever Nikki has at the time
23.Tall or short? We are both, so a perfect match?
24.TV or radio? TV…give me my Melrose!
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About the opposite sex:

25.Honestly, what do you notice first? Eyes , Teeth 
26.Must-have personality trait: intellectual gentleness
27.Hair-curly or straight? Are we talking pubic?
28.Hair-long or short? Still on the same subject?
29.What kind of things do you find romantic? The quiet times, once the kids are asleep
30.Thing you hate most about 'em? the bitchiness, the ignorance
31.Thing you love most about 'em? company and companionship, the kissing
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When was the last time you....

32.Took a shower? We are in the shower right now…lol
33.Watched Bambi? Which episode, we have only seen up to 121…lol
34.Cried (be honest now)? We're crying right now. Who's idea is this long letter?
35.Got a real letter? Today, our massive internet bill! Dear Sir, your payment was not received….lol
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What is....

36.Your most prized and important possession? Computer of course! LOL
37.Your good luck charm? Our Irish mate in Ireland, ya know the Irish guy!
38.The worst song you've ever heard? Walker Texas Ranger (TV series) opening song….is that Chuck Norris singing? Aaaaaaahhhhh!
39.The most embarrassing CD in your collection? The Venturers…we got it given to us…true….as if we would buy it….lol
40.Your bedroom like? A playground ( for the kids of course)
41.Your proudest moment? opening the Vegemite jar all by himself! Oh and when we had the kids!
42.Your greatest fear? Fear? HA…we laugh in the face of fear!
43.Your family like? Don't ask! We could tell you then we would have to kill you before you kill yourself.
44.Your most humiliating moment? Being caught walking around the house naked….
45.Your favorite thing for breakfast? food
46.Your favorite thing for lunch? food
47.Your favorite thing for dinner? Sleep after a busy breakfast and lunch !
48.The best thing that happened to you today? We paid our electricity bill!
49.The worst thing today? Got our phone bill
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Fill this out and send it back to me!!!!!! 
IT IS LONG BUT WE ARE  SURE YOU WILL AGREE IT IS HEAPS OF FUN…HEHEHE….PLEASE SHOW US HOW MUCH YOU CARE, FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO US AND ALL YOUR MATES…..& BE HONEST...JUST LIKE WE WERE...HAHAHA
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Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat? 
Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead? 

Have you done it in the ass? Have you done it, high on grass? 
Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone to far? 

Have you done it on the beach? Have you done it with the teach? 
Have you done it on your back? Have you done it strapped to a rack? 

Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? 
Have you done it in a tree? Have you done it with more than three? 

Have you done it in the rain? Have you done it for the pain? 
Have you done it 'tween the tits? Have you done it wearing mitts? 

Have you done it packed in rubber? Have you done it undercover? 
Have you done it on a a perch? Have you done it in a church? 

Have you done it with a virgin? Have you done it with a sturgeon? 
Have you done it with ropes and chains? Have you done it while insane? 

Have you done it on the stage? Have you done it underage? 
Have you done it with all your friends? Have you done it in both ends? 

Have you done it with your dog? Have you done it on a log? 
Have you done it under clamps? Have you done it with the lamps? 

Have you done it without style? Have you done it for all to see? Have you ever had VD? 
Have you done it on Mother's couch? Have you done it in your mouth? 

Have you done it while on tape? Have you done it out of shape? 
Have you done it on live TV? Have you done it whilst you pee? 

Have you done it in the gym? Have you done it on a whim? 
Have you done it on a dare? Do you really think we care? 
 

Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purity.

Count your no's and let us see… closer to 100, the more pure you be!

Name: 
Sex: 
Location:
Height: 
Eyes: 
Favorite relatives: 
Name your favorite foods: 
Least Favorite foods: 
People with or without hats: 
Girls, with or without nail polish?: 
Favorite TV shows?:
Whats on your mousepad?:
What are you obsessed with?: 
In the car, AC or open windows?: 
Do you believe in yourself?: 
Favorite magazines: 
Favorite drink: 
Favorite Weather: 
Favorite smells: 
Best feeling in the world: 
Worst feeling in the world:
Favorite thing to do on the weekend: 
Favourite outdoor activities: 
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?:
Do you get motion sickness?: 
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting?: 
Pen or pencil? 
How many rings before you answer the phone?:
Are you a good friend?: 
Last books you read ?  
What is your zodiac sign?: 
What do you wear to bed?: 
If you could streak in front of one person's house, who would it be?:
If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be?:
If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be?: 
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be?: 
What is your favorite gum?: 
What is your favorite quote/quotes?: 
What's on your walls in your room?: 
Favorite movie(s)?: 
Which do you like better Coke or Pepsi?: 
Are you a righty, lefty or ambidextrous?: 
When you meet a person of the opposite sex,you notice first, second and
third?: 
If you could be one gardening tool, which one would you be?: 
What's under your bed?: 
What is your dream car?:
Wat is fav color skittle?: 
Fav Shakespeare?: 
Birthday: