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Short Stories
"The Present" A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long, after careful  consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right  note, romantic, but not too personal.

 Accompanied by his sweethearts sister, he went to Harrods and bought a  dainty pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of panties for  herself at the same time.  During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the  panties.  Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note.

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for your sister, I  would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones  that are easier to remove.  These are a delicate shade, but the lady I  bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past  three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.  I had her try yours on  for me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on  her. She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and  shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing  them. I wish I was there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again .  When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them  away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how  many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you  will wear them for me on Friday night. 

 All my love
            Sam
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Latest reports indicate that the young mans body has still yet to be recovered  !!!!!!!!


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